A beach-shack burger joint a block off the Old Town core, serving deliberately shameless burgers and boozy shakes since 2012. It’s one of the neighborhood’s honest tabs: real portions, and a check that won’t require therapy of its own.
The peanut butter bacon burger is the prescribed first session. Skepticism is the entrance fee; conversion is the usual outcome. Split a spiked shake at minimum.
When to go: a weekday off-hour — 2:00 PM on a Tuesday and the patio is yours. Weekends and event Saturdays fill the little room to the studs.